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Vehicles
Transportation is a whole different paradigm in Togo. Few people
own their own vehicles, those who do have vehicles with lots of
personality, the roads are... well... I hesitate to call them roads...
and public transportation is a true adventure.
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Wednesday
November 19 2003
There and back again
(a short Canadian's tale)
Finding
your way around various cities and villages is its own type of challenge
for a stranger. This is due to the fact that there are no street names
or house number, only landmarks that you would only recognize if you
have lived there your whole life. There is no such thing as a map
of Kpalimé. I had to create one myself for the Hotel
Agbeviade site. I think this excerpt from Kathleen
Fodrek's journal describes it well:
"I spent my first 4 days in the capital
Lomé. It’s kind of a crazy place. It’s huge, yet there
are no street names, nor public transit. You get around in taxis
and moto-taxis,
and you tell them the “Cartier” (like a subdivision) where you
want to go, along with the nearest major landmark. To give you
an idea, my host mom in Lomé wrote out the directions to
their house so I could find my way home on my own: go to Cartier
“Totsi”, to the “pharmacie de la paix”, right where the old marché
(market) used to be, where there is a Baobab tree now!!!! And
of course, every taxi driver knows exactly where this non-existent
marché is!"
In addition to this, is the fact that a taxi-driver may say that
he knows where he's going, but you definitely can't take his word
for it. They will often drive around aimlessly, even though they
say they know where they are going, and you have to point out each
turn that needs to be made.
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Thurs Oct
16
Moto-taxi madness
The
moto-taxi is a strange beast indeed. "moto" is French
for motorbike. Thus, a "moto-taxi" is a taxi-motorbike.
They are actually more like fast scooters.
The moto-taxi was born in the adjacent country of Benin. It came
into being about 10 years ago as a result of excess poverty. There
was no work, motorbikes are cheap, and people had no money for cars,
so the fares for taking a moto taxi are super-cheap. 100 francs
(about a quarter) will get you just about anywhere in Kpalimé.
Let me tell you, this is a pretty compelling price as opposed to
walking for half an hour in blistering heat, knowing that you will
have to spend another half hour upon arrival to wash your ridulously
sweaty clothes as a result of that walk!
There are five stages to taking a moto-taxi
- Not getting a moto-taxi ride
- Getting a moto-taxi ride
- Riding the moto-taxi
- Directing the moto-taxi
- Disembarking and paying
Step 1 – NOT getting a moto-taxi
ride
The first step may sound confusing, what is the big deal about "not
getting a moto-taxi ride". Allow my to explain, moto-taxis
are constantly driving up and down the road, there is hardly a time
when there will not be a moto-taxi in sight. Since I am white, every
moto-taxi driver assumes that I want a ride at all times. Therefore,
EVERY moto-taxi that drives by me gives a little honk that mean
"want a ride?" If I don't somehow signal that I do NOT
want a ride (usually by shaking my hand back and forth in a 'no'
motion) the driver will stare my down until I DO confirm. I have
learned to do this 'no' wave even when I just hear one coming from
behind, I don't even look anymore, I just put up the no flag before
he gets to me. The main reason I do this so quickly is that I fear
for their safety. Again, allow me to explain. If I DON'T give a
moto-taxi driver coming up from behind me some kind of signal, he
will drive past me, then once he is past me he will turn his head
all the way around and stare at me, giving a "do you want a
ride" expression, all while still driving forward without looking
at the road! He won't look back at the road until I say I don't
want a ride! That is the art of "not taking a moto-taxi"
Step 2 – Getting a moto-taxi ride
The second step is getting a moto taxi. As you can assume from the
first paragraph, that is easy. I will often be 100 meters up some
dirt road off the main road, and a moto-taxi driver will spot my
as he drives past this side road, drive a little ways up the road
and stick his hand high in the air to indicate that he will take
me. If I stick my hand high in the air, over he comes. The longest
it would ever take me to get a moto-taxi ride once out my front
door is about 80 seconds, it's kind of like New York that way.
One of the keys in getting a moto-taxi, is to look for ones that
are beat up ones, that way you know that they can't go to fast.
This bring us to the next step…
Step
3 – Riding the moto-taxi
I think a moto-taxi with two people can probably go about 40km/h.
I say "probably" because I have yet to see a functional
speedo-meter. The passenger site on a seat directly behind the driver.
There is often a small bar around the seat which can be grabbed
for stabilization. However, the bar is pretty much directly between
your legs, and the same point as your point of rotation, so it really
doesn’t do much. Fortunately the moto-taxi doesn’t have much kick
so it is possible to sit on the back without shaking around too
much.
Being on asphalt roads can be kind of spooky, because the moto
can reach fast enough speeds, and the surface is hard enough that
you know some serious damage could be done if you fell. The real
fun though is on the side roads. The side roads are made of dirt,
and are best described as “undulated”. Because of their extreme
non-flatness, the driver is forced to go slowly, while also manoeuvring
around many obstacles and people. This is rather fun because the
driver is going all over the place, and slowly enough that you could
fall off without any problem.
Every now and then something out of the ordinary may happen, like
a car might be following, give a honk telling the moto-taxi driver
to get out of the middle of the road, which he reluctantly does
eventually and the car passes. What is interesting about this is
that the moto-taxi driver will then proceed to discuss this event
while driver, sometimes becoming rather angry… I just smile and
nod.
Step 4 – Directing the moto-taxi
The fact a moto-taxi driver says that he knows where the destination
is that your requested has absolutely no correlation with him actually
knowing where to go. Directions are quite often required, pointing
this way and that until reaching the final destination. Sometimes
the drivers are offended by this; one time I pointed rather late
to the necessary turn-off because the driver said he knew where
he was going. When I insisted on making the turn, he reluctantly
did so rather sheepishly. When we arrived at the destination he
angrily said to me that he wanted to go around the other way. The
next closest way around would have taken us at least another 3 minutes,
with more dirt paths. I just smiled and nodded.
Step 5 – Disembarking and paying
for the Moto-Taxi
This part is easy, hop off, toss him 100£, and say goodbye!
The tricky part is that you have to have exactly 100£, don’t
expect them to EVER have any change. The problem here is that the
bank gave me mostly 5000£ and 10000£ bills (like having
$10s and $20s), but they would NEVER be able to change that.
And there you have it, the moto-taxi!
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Monday Oct 27,
2003
Moto-Taxi 2 - The Dark Side
The moto-taxi at night is a whole different beast. Let us review
the basics of steps of taking a moto-taxi, it consists of 5 distinct
steps:
- Not getting a moto-taxi ride
- Getting a moto-taxi ride
- Riding the moto-taxi
- Directing the moto-taxi
- Disembarking and paying
While steps 4 and 5 don’t change (much) at night, steps 1-3 do.
Step 1, not getting a moto-taxi
ride at night, is much easier than not getting one during
the day. The is primarily due to the fact that there are no streetlights
(well, maybe 2) in Kpalimé, and my skin looks as black as
the next person’s in pitch blackness. So the automatic “Yovo want’s
a ride” honk doesn’t come into effect.
Step 2, Getting a moto-taxi ride
at night, is much more difficult for the same reasons that step
one is easier. The technique then, is to stand under one (of the
two) street lights in Kpalimé, so that my white skin becomes
quite obvious, at which point the first available moto-taxi will
stop. At times, even moto-taxi’s that have a fare will yell “j’arrive!”
as they drive by, meaning “I’m coming” as soon as they drop of their
fare. It is these over-ambitous drivers that cause a possible extra
night-time wrinkle in step 5…
Step 3, riding the moto-taxi
at night is where the biggest difference is found. All the details
are in the lights. The headlight on a moto-taxi at night is about
as strong as my lemon powered light bulb in my 6 grade science fair
project. As such, it is important to specify “doucement”, or “go
gently” when travelling at night. Of course, they don’t usually
crash at night because I guess they must have some kind of infrared
night superhuman cat-like night-vision that I just don’t posess.
I have confidence in that night-vision of course, but I they honour
my “doucement” to humour the Yovo. What’s even better about the
night light, is that whenever the moto-taxi speeds up, slows down,
shifts gears, or turns a corner, the light gets even dimmer, and
sometimes goes out for a moment (which doesn’t faze their cat-like
vision of course)!
Step 4, giving directions,
doesn’t change, except that night drivers are usually chattier,
and may forget your directions by the time you finish your en-route
discussion.
Step 5, the payment, doesn’t
change, usually, except that some drivers try to pull the ‘ol 50
francs extra at night trick, especially the ambitious ones mentioned
in step 2. That’s when I have to pull the old “100 francs c’est
tout que j’en a dans mon poche” trick, meaning “100 francs is all
I’ve got in my pocket”. More on that when I tackle the subject of
bartering…
So then I give the driver a Bon-Soir, and he’s off to terrorize
his next victim in the night!
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Saturday
December 6 2003
Grandpa Smurf – Where’s E-on?
(I don't think you'll find your tail here...)
Kpalimé
is a town of moto-taxis, or little scooters. There are not really
many cars, so I am getting to know each of the non-moto vehicles in
town because I see them often. One day, as I was walking down the
street, I saw Grandpa Smurf, which is my friend Ian's car! "What’s
This?!" I said to myself, "Has Ian come to Togo without
telling me? If so, why didn't he let me know he was coming? Maybe
he doesn't know my new e-mail address is tim@berezny.com,
maybe he doesn't realize that I live just down the street from where
he's parked, maybe he doesn't know how to ask for directions to find
me because he's terrible at French..." The questions just kept
pouring through my head. So, Mr.Ian Frey, I know you're here, I have
photo evidence of your car 'Grandpa Smurf' here in Kpalimé
Togo, you can't deny it, show yourself!
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Tuesday
December 23
Accidents, a way of life (or a way
of death)
For the Christmas holidays I left Kpalimé and headed up
to Kara. Kara is in north of Togo, and home of the Kabyé
(pronounced Cab-Yay) people. President Eyedema is from this area,
and has Kabyé roots. As such, he has apparently put some
extra money into this town. You wouldn't really know that by looking
at it though, except for noticing a few large nice buildings that
people aren't quite sure what they are used for, and a very large,
unfinished overgrown coliseum type building that looks like allot
of money was wasted on it.
The drive up to Kara was interesting. The first thing that struck
me was the high number of car accidents. Driving through Adéta,
which is about 1/2 hour north of Kpalimé, we saw a bicycler
try and slip through some cars that he shouldn’t have, then run
into the side of a car that was turning (he was okay I think). Shortly
after there was a one lane bridge, and we were going to arrive at
it way in advance of the oncoming car, but the oncoming car just
sped up to beat us to the bridge, and we had to come to a screeching
halt. Then there were a number of abandoned cars on the side of
the road, as well as truck drivers walking around the outside of
their broken down trucks, trying to figure out why it won't run.
An accident so large that they cut a new road around it.
Eventually, we came to what looked like a large cargo truck accident.
The truck, and possible other vehicles were across the whole road
and everything was on fire. Apparently the road had been blocked
for a while, because there was another dirt road that had actually
been bulldozed around the accident through the adjacent forest.
The detour road was only wide enough for one car, so there were
civilians (many civilians) on each side of the detour managing the
passageway. Of course, they would only let you pass if you coughed
up some money. Big accident = big money making opportunity. Strangely
enough there were no police or army personnel there to manage it,
which I did not understand.
Eventually
we made it to a mountain pass. Much of the road ran along the edge
of a big cliff. We came upon a caravan of trucks, who were probably
not going any faster than 2 km/h, because they were so afraid of
their brakes burning out (It wouldn't surprise me if their standard
to decide when brakes should be replaced is only once they don't
work at all any more).
The really sad thing as we were driving up the mountain was the
number of broken guard rails where you could tell that cars had
just flown over the edge. There were many sections with guard rails,
and there would always be at least one section with a hole. Sometime
the entire guard rail had been ripped off. There was also debris
of vehicles down in the pits off the side of the road that could
at times be seen.
Once we made it to Kara, we saw two car/moto-taxi accidents. In
the second one that we saw there was a moto-taxi entirely underneath
a car, but I didn't see any body so I think the driver may have
hopped off in time.
I realized that this is a way of life here, every time you go in
a car you really do put your life on the line (true in Canada also,
but not even close to the same extent) Many of the Togolese attribute
this to "bad spirits" rather than connecting it with speed
and dangerous driving.
For the first time since I got here (or ever in my life really)
I started to feel very vulnerable, that life was very very fragile.
Death is a way of life here. (More on this in another article,
as this idea ties in with many other observations). This was a scary
revelation, because I am just as vulnerable as any of them. Many
travellers don't realize that in Africa, the most dangerous thing
to travellers is not malaria or typhoid or bugs that burrow into
your spine, but vehicle accidents.
I think that this is because the third world is stuck in a place
where it has some of the privileges of the developed world, but
doesn't have the infrastructure to responsibly use it (i.e. Enforce/educate
driving laws, traffic lights and signs, maintain roads, paint dividing
lines on the roads, maintain cars so that their doors don't fall
off etc...). There also seems to be this wacky idea that if you
can afford something expensive, you have to push it as far as it
will go. This is best illustrated in the way the Togolese play their
music. They will almost ALWAYS have it pumped up as loud as it can
go, and sit right in front of the 4 foot speakers playing it. I
just don't get it; it's painful to even walk near those places.
Any car that is playing music in their radio will also have it pumped
up to such levels that you can't hope to have a discussion with
anybody in the car. Even in hotel with, the only shows on the television
that are playing might be in some language that nobody understands,
but the television stays on none-the-less. I think this attitude
transfers to driving habits too... "I have power in my car,
so now I have to use it to the max".
This attitude of course is quite unbalanced, but I think that it
is a result of them having very little power over other aspects
of their lives, over their finances, their jobs, their success;
they have to transfer their need for control somewhere else.
All of this makes me feel quite physically vulnerable, and certainly
very uneasy about travel, but it is kind of a necessary evil.
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